A Happy Goat-day and Pumpkin Crunch Cakes with Apple Topping!

Flourless Goat Crunch Cakes with Apple Cinnamon Topping!

Today is my birthday!  Better known as Lizmas.  Its the big 3-3! I’m an old woman, but a fast old woman at least 😉

(On the trails...on the trails!!!  Get your heads out of the gutter people!)
(On the trails…on the trails!!! Get your heads out of the gutter people!)

I got lots of awesome gifts.  Amongst the many awesome gifts was a personalized velour sweatsuit from Pooky:

Pimpin' ain't easy ;)
Pimpin’ ain’t easy 😉

He of course had to get himself one as well…

He's been dreaming of a velour jumpsuit for years ;)
He’s been dreaming of a velour jumpsuit for years 😉

He also got me a Vitamix!!!!

Ohhh more recipes coming soon!!!!!
Ohhh more recipes coming soon!!!!!

I haven’t had time to whip it out yet because I’ve been too busy diving into these.  If you live in Atlanta and have any sort of food allergy and haven’t been to Dulce Vegan bakery yet, then you don’t know what you’re missing!!!  SO good.

Nom nom nom (Rosh Dawg style ;)
Nom nom nom (Rosh Dawg style 😉

So anyways, I woke up this morning on Lizmas… I was set to celebrate Goat style – with 2.5 hours on the spin bike and an hour of yoga.  SO I needed a power breakfast.

Speaking of Queens...2.5 hours on the bike today.  Not so good for the queen.
Speaking of Queens…2.5 hours on the bike today. Not so good for the queen.

I’ve eaten steel cut oats, eggs, smoothies, single serve goat-meals for weeks…I needed something new today.

I looked around … I didn’t have much to work with here… then I saw a can of pumpkin in the back of the cupboard.  Mmmm pumpkin.  Who doesn’t like pumpkin.

Of course this made me think – pumpkin pancakes.  One of my favorites!  But I didn’t want to get weighed down with ucky yucky flour and I’ve already been sneezy and tired enough from the pollen, so I didn’t want to compound that with some flour.

So these Flourless Goat Crunch Cakes are what came to mind.  Then I also require fruit topping for all my waffles and pancakes…and I’ve got an overflow of apples…so here is where the apple cinnamon topping resulted from.

However, the making of these was a small fiasco.  The gym opened at 8 am.  I planned to do some laundry and be there by 8 am so I could finish in time for yoga at 11 am.  However, I went to grab the almond butter.  It’s all natural, so the oils had risen to the top….I open it up, and pow!  The oil spilled all over my counter and floor like the Juan Valdez.  Sheesh.  Lots of time cleaning that up.

...Especially when you have piss poor cleaning skills...
…Especially when you have piss poor cleaning skills…

OK…got that cleaned up.  NEXT… I go for the maple syrup to do up my topping just right.  AND I spill it all over the counter and into the utensils drawer!!!!!   Arrrghhh…. you know the only thing worse to clean up than almond butter oil????  ahhh, yeah, maple syrup in your utensil drawer, counter, and floor.

OK so then I got THAT cleaned up.  Sheesh.

Or after you've had a rough or messy morning...
Or after you’ve had a rough or messy morning…

And the cakes could finally go in the skillet, out of the skillet, on my plate, and into my mouth!  Yipee!

This is fairly accurate.  Except I also ate pizza and cupcakes and watched several episodes of 24.
This is fairly accurate. Except I also ate pizza and cupcakes and watched several episodes of 24.

Yummy, simple morning pancakes without all the empty calories from flour!

Ingredients – Cakes:

  • 1/2 cup pumpkin (I buy the canned organic pumpkin Farmers brand – not pumpkin pie filling, just the pumpkin.  I haven’t tried it yet, but you could very like substitute roasted squash, banana, or sweet potatoes)
  • 2 eggs (this time I used 1/2 cup Egg Beaters because I had some that needed used up.  But typically I would use organic whole eggs.   You could probably also use a half cup egg whites)
  • 2  Tablespoons of natural cashew, peanut, or almond butter (I used almond butter this time.  Make sure the only ingredient is nuts!!! and possibly a splash of sea salt.  If you are worried about fat, you could try PB2 powder – I would use two Tablespoons of the end result – the reconstituted powder after its been mixed with liquid)
  • 1-2 Tablespoons coconut oil or Coconut oil spray
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon (nutmeg, ginger or pumpkin pie spice would also be good)
  • I didn’t do it this time, but I think some chopped nuts or chopped apples would be good mixed in as well)
  • 1/3 cup Kind Cinnamon, Oat and Flax Gluten Free Granola
  • Stevia to taste (I used one big spoon. Probably could’ve done two or maybe one tablespoon brown sugar)

What to do with it all:

Heat skillet over medium-high heat and add coconut oil to melt and coat the bottom of the pan.  Mix the pumpkin, eggs and nut butter in a small bowl until well blended (just use a fork to blend – don’t over mix).  Add nuts or apples or nothing at all.  Add the vanilla, cinnamon, and stevia (or other sweetener).  Once the pan is hot and the coconut oil is melted, spoon into the skillet.  I found that the smaller ones came out better.  So I made them all silver dollar type pancakes.  Plus Pooky loves silver dollar pancakes.  Win, win.  Once you see bubbles in the cakes, flip and cook through.  You could add the granola on top once you flip, but I like to add mine at the end.

Ingredients – Topping

  • 2 teaspoons cinnamon
  • 3 Peeled and chopped apples
  • 1 Tablespoon pure maple syrup
  • 1 Tablespoon coconut oil
  • 1/4 – 1/2 cup of water

What to do with it all:

In a skillet, on medium heat, melt the coconut oil.  Sautee apples until softened.  Add in the maple syrup, cinnamon and 1/4 cup water.  Cook and stir as needed.  Add more water if need be.  I had to.  Top your cakes with them as is (I did) or puree the topping a bit and top.

I topped the cakes with the apple mixture then sprinkled them with the granola.  Wha-la!

End Result:

They taste better than they look, promise!
They taste better than they look, promise!

The Results are In – and the Secret Goat Shake Recipe!

The Results are In!

So as I blogged on Wednesday, I decided to detox from the Easter disaster with a little juice detox.

I started on Wednesday.  I did my interval workout on an empty stomach, which is pretty typical for me.  Then I walked over to Ardens Garden which is a block from my condo (lucky me!).  I picked out a few blends that seemed tasty enough, yet healthful.  One called “PH,” which is simply distilled water, kale, celery, a touch of lemon, a green juice which is sweet, “Yoga I,” and a red beet & veggie juice, “Paradise.”  (Tip – if you mix the PH juice – which can be VERY vegetabley – with a half a tablet Nuun, it goes down very smooth!  Plus you get some electrolytes!)

Ju-ju-ju-uuuice!

Ju-ju-ju-uuuice!

Number one rule - read those nutrition facts!  Look for nothin' but veggies!  These juices are also not pasteurized so all the enzymes stay in tack!  But you also need to remember they don't have a very long shelf life!

Number one rule – read those nutrition facts! Look for nothin’ but veggies! These juices are also not pasteurized so all the enzymes stay in tack! But you also need to remember they don’t have a very long shelf life!

Each day I’ve had nothing but the pure (mostly) veggie juice supplemented by the occasional raw red, orange or yellow peppers or cucumber or carrot sticks.  Friday and Saturday after hard workouts, I had a quick protein shake consisting of 8 oz. Nuun (best sports drink ever!) and one scoop Sunwarrior Warrior Blend vegan raw protein powder (I mix it up post-workout in my Blender Bottle so I don’t have to wait until I get home).  I eat it with a GoGo Applesauce (so many good flavors!) or a small piece of fruit to get my carbs in.  Saturday pre-workout and Sunday pre-post workout I added in a sliced banana topped with a bit of homemade cranberry apple preserves and cashew butter (expensive, I know, but this brand is SO worth it.  Pure goodness, no crap).

Shake with 8 oz. of cold Nuun and you have an excellent electrolyte replacement/protein shake!  I like to have it with some applesauce or fruit for carbs.

Shake with 8 oz. of cold Nuun and you have an excellent electrolyte replacement/protein shake! I like to have it with some applesauce or fruit for carbs.

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Protein, Carbs, Fat!  Yum Yum!  Banana, apple/cranberry preserves, & cashew butter!  It's like a PB&J without the yucky empty calorie bread!

Protein, Carbs, Fat! Yum Yum! Banana, apple/cranberry preserves, & cashew butter! It’s like a PB&J without the yucky empty calorie bread!

Then I would have a simple sensible dinner and no snacks afterwards.  This part was SO hard for me.  But I made it through the first day.  I ignored the grumbles and rumbles and powered through.

I swear, it was my stomach this time!

I swear, it was my stomach this time!

And as the days went on, it got easier.  I also found that I have been filling up quicker.  In fact, the past two nights, I didn’t even finish my whole dinner!  A miracle!

 Although I must admit, I was quite a bit cranky those first couple days.

A Mountain Goat without her snacks is not a friendly companion...

A Mountain Goat without her snacks is not a friendly companion…

Best of all, on weekends I usually go hog wild.  But this weekend I got only one dessert, one snack – a raw, vegan, gluten free, no sugar added coconut cheesecake square (thank god for Cafe Sunflower!).  And I only ate half Saturday night and half Sunday night.  That was it.  Yay me!

I feel so much better after doing this.  I feel emptied out of all the leftover sugar and crap, and I lost about four pounds in the process.  Tomorrow I’m going to start upping the food intake again, but I think I’m going to leave the juice for at least one meal.

The only issue is on Friday I tried to do my workout (6 miles plus one hour weights) on an empty stomach.  I typically do it on an empty stomach no problem.  But what I forgot is typically the night before I’ve eaten a bajillion calories in snacks…not so much this time.  So it was pretty tough getting through my weights session on the juice fast.  But, I lived and learned, and now I know better.

I don't have a picture of me woozie and lifting weights, so I'll put this here instead.  It's random, and I'm not sure I get it, but I like it.

I don’t have a picture of me woozie and lifting weights, so I’ll put this here instead. It’s random, and I’m not sure I get it, but I like it.

Today I volunteered at the Southeastern Endurance and Multisports Expo which was held by a great guy Mike Lenhart who runs an amazing organization, the Getting2Tri Foundation, which helps those who have suffered traumatic injury participate in endurance sports.  Amazing organization, check them out sometime!

I saw old dear friend Swim Bike Mom today for the first time in a LONG time.  Yay!

I saw old dear friend Swim Bike Mom today for the first time in a LONG time. Yay!

Some pretty, but very sugary, drinks they had at the Expo today!  I didn't go there though...

Some pretty, but very sugary, drinks they had at the Expo today! I didn’t go there though…

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I went with the kale, celery, etc juice instead. Made for bad breath for greeting the visitors though 😦

Today I discovered some new juice – called Chuice – seems like some good stuff.  How did I discover it?  Well SBM friend Elizabeth came up to me and declared that there was some funky looking juice at one of the booths that looked right up my alley.  Come to think of it, I did remember seeing a guy carrying around a half gallon jug of some gross looking green substance with some crap floating in it.  And when I saw it, you can bet I said, ooooh I want some of that.  Nothing goats love more than gross looking concoctions!

Full of all sorts of raw foods – sweet potatoes, beets, brussell sprouts, ginger, honey, chia, herbs, the list goes on and on!  It also has a crunch to it – via nuts – hence the name Chuice – Juice you Chew!  It tasted great, so I’m excited to add it into my repertoire.  It is also heavier in calories, carbs, fiber, protein, fat, etc.

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I probably should have posted a picture of the owner instead.  According to the ladies at the expo, he was hot.  He was a big dude with some Lenny Kravitz type hair.  Of course, goats thinking like we do, when I saw him, the first thing I thought was, oooh look at his arms.  I wonder what kind of exercises he does, and if they will make my arms look like that.  And so goes a goat’s brain.

Back to the matter at hand, the juice “detox.”

So what now?  Well first things first – an allstar Goat Breakfast – here’s the recipe:

THE GOAT SHAKE

Ingredients (serves one goat):

  • 1 cup liquid (I typically go with half water/half unsweetened vanilla almond milk…if you want more calories, go with some coconut water or fresh juice)
  • 1 cup frozen fruit (I typically go with berries; OR pineapple/mango/banana; OR cherries + a couple spoons cocoa powder; OR peaches/blueberries; OR peaches/banana/strawberries….bananas + PB2 powder…you get the idea!)
  • A good handful spinach
  • Optional things – vanilla extract; almond extract (good with the cherries + cocoa powder); coconut extract; unsweetened coconut flakes (good with the pineapple/mango/banana)
  • 1 spoon stevia in the raw (more or less depending on your taste for sweetness.  Also if you are using the natural flavor or if you are adding cocoa powder or PB2 powder, you may need an extra spoon)

Directions:

Put everything in the blender and blend like crazy!  Best way to do it is liquid first, stevia + protein powder + any other type powder + extract + chia/flax next, spinach, then frozen fruit last.  Add more liquid if you need it.

Different shakes are good for different things.  Berries are good for everyday – they are lower sugar and lower carb/calorie.  The tropical – mango/banana/pineapple/coconut – good for a treat – or good for immunity boost…sometimes if I have an orange laying around, I add a little OJ too!  Need something anti-inflammatory?  I go with the cherries + dark chocolate cocoa.  Better than an advil!  (pineapples and tumeric are also great inflammation fighters!)

More recipes to come soon! (next time I’ll include photos too like a real blogger)

Happy eating!

I’m a Hot Mess

Hello, my name’s Mountain Goat, and I’m a hot mess.

Truth be told, I’ve always been a hot mess.  For a variety of reasons.  Right now, however, I’m, specifically a hot mess nutritionally.

Only a hot mess wears such an ensemble
Only a hot mess wears such an ensemble

You all know me as a veggie loving goat, always munching on some gross healthy concoction.  And that’s the way I’ve been for quite some time.

Like a green goat shake!
Like a green goat shake!

In 2007 I decided I would go vegetarian.  I didn’t know it would last, and I didn’t know if I would stick with it.  But here I am six years later and still going strong.

Stinky lentils and all!
Stinky lentils and all!

In 2010, Swim Bike Mom and I decided we would go vegan for a month.  I stuck with it longer.  Since then I’ve eaten vegan about 90% of the time.  I’ve recently added eggs back in to the mix but still try to avoid cheese and milk as much as possible.

Last year about this time, I was feeling really tired and icky, all the time.  So I went to see a holistic doctor – Taz Bhatia (who is awesome by the way).  She did some Alcat testing on me – which essentially tests you for allergies and sensitivities to foods and chemicals.  Surprisingly, the test showed that I had an allergy to rice and a sensitivity to gluten, wheat, rye, etc.  Blood tests also showed that I had super low levels of B12 and iron.

She recommended I go gluten free for a while and eliminate rice.  We added in some B12, iron and magnesium to help me sleep at night.

True.  Totally true.
True. Totally true.

When I do something, I am an all or nothing kind of person.  I am not very good at doing anything half way.  I never have been.  So I took the doctor’s orders to heart.  I went gluten free and cut out my beloved rice. I also was eating vegan.  I didn’t eat any processed crap.  And I felt great.

Me, sans gluten and dairy and processed for two months.  I think it looked pretty good on me...oh, what's that?  The champagne is processed and not gluten fee...opps....
Me, sans gluten and dairy and processed for two months. I think it looked pretty good on me…oh, what’s that? The champagne is processed and not gluten fee…opps….

Everyone got on my back and told me I wasn’t eating enough, that I was too skinny, blah blah.  However, I was eating plenty – I was just eating real food, which I think confused everyone.

This says it all.
This says it all.

I eventually fell off the wagon.  And when I’m off the wagon- I’m off the wagon.

The wreckage from me and the little brother hanging out and enjoying our favorite thing - candy and pizza!!!
The wreckage from me and the little brother hanging out and enjoying our favorite thing – candy and pizza!!!

And let me just say I’m off the wagon again.  Ever since the Marathon, I’ve been eating like a hoss.  Then Mama Goat came to visit last Tuesday with an entire full sized suitcase of goodies. And if you’ve ever had them, well then, you know…

A small smattering.  And I mean small.
A small smattering. And I mean small.

I started off with a few here and there… Then came some pizza, then came some Italian and then came some buffet action and….it was out of control.  I was eating butter, and bread and cheese and endless cookies.  Out. Of. Con. Trol.  Yikes.

I can't count how many times we've had this over the past month...it's just. so. good.
I can’t count how many times we’ve had this over the past month…it’s just. so. good.

I thought I would detox and regroup on Monday.  Then Monday came and I ate a crap ton of cookies again!  And Tuesday came – and I ate pizza, fries, more cookies!

I woke up today feeling just awful.  Ridiculously awful and completely disgusted with myself.  So today, my friends, I decided I would start anew.  I spent some time googling juice detox diets and so forth.

junk body

I work so hard on my body so it can do all the things I force it to do.  All the things I GET to do.  So why am I abusing it so with all this crap?

So today after my workout I headed to the Ardens Garden near my house and loaded up on juices.

Shah Law Firm Fridge.  You can guess who's is who's
Shah Law Firm Fridge. You can guess who’s is who’s

And so today, I had fresh green juice, a raw red pepper, and an egg white/veggie omelet with salad and oven roasted potatoes (I’m sorry, I can’t do just juice all day).  I just had some Bija Tulsi Tea as my “after dinner treat.”  Pooky has locked the cabinets and snacks are off limits.  I’m dying here.  Dying.

Yes, this is really a bike lock on the snack cabinet.
Yes, this is really a bike lock on the snack cabinet.

What? Locked cabinets you think that’s odd?  Well, this isn’t the first time this has been.  You see, even when I’m eating perfectly clean, at night I tend to be a little Snack-a-saurus Rex….so on occasion I beg Pooky to help me help myself.  So he got the idea to lock the cabinets after a certain time each night.  And so the locking begins again.

I plan to do the same super strict (well super strict to me!) diet again through Friday.  Fresh juice during the day and one small healthy meal at night with nothing else to follow.

Devastating to find out....
Devastating to find out….

After three days of this, I’m then going to go back to normal living.  However, I plan to be really strict with my no gluten, no dairy and to stay away from processed crap and endless snacks.  I don’t know how long it will last, but thought it might give me a little more accountability if I blasted it on the blog.  So wish me luck and better yet – join me.  I will post some recipes along the way.  Let’s clean the crap out!